My salary for sale

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2009-12-10T03:41:00.000-08:00

CURRENCY CONVERTER

2009-12-09T10:45:00.000-08:00

Some people are asking me how much 2000€ is:
2000€ = 1808 pounds = 2959 USA Dollars = 3248 AU Dollars = 262800 yen!!!!!!! wow!

...I would really like to be Japanese, It´s easy to get millionaire in that place!

If you are an Albanian guy you deserve this kind of information too. Check this web! http://www.oanda.com/lang/es/currency/converter/

3 DAYS LEFT

2009-12-08T05:06:00.000-08:00

THE ACUTION FINISHES THIS FRIDAY (12:00 ENGLISH TIME) (13:00 SPANISH TIME) (AND SO...)

Yesterday was the Hanging posters in "The Saatchi Gallery" day (you know, abstract art).
That´s the tipycal museum where you start walking and you don´t know if you are in a new room or sneaking involuntarely in the warehouse.

P.S. The Posters were hung OUTSIDE the building.
Average height of the security guards: 1,99 m. (6,7 feet)
Average weight of the security guards: 115 kg. (255 pounds)
Not recommended to be naughty.

NEW HONORS: GOLD IN YOUNG GUNS

2009-12-07T05:28:00.000-08:00

NUEVO RECONOCIMIENTO INSTITUCIONAL: ORO EN YOUNG GUNS

2009-12-07T05:17:00.000-08:00

HUGH GRANT, I WANT YOU!

2009-12-05T13:30:00.000-08:00

Today has been the HANGING POSTERS IN NOTTING HILL DAY.

1 bid in four days. Mr. Grant... Could you work on it?

Signed:
A young professional (copywriter) who
like many others, is used to preparing way
too many coffees and struggles every day to
ignore that little voice whispering,
“Come on! Spit in the cup!”

Carta a mi mayor inversor potencial: GORDON BROWN (Prime Minister)

2009-12-03T09:45:00.000-08:00

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Estimado Gordon Brown:

Mi nombre es Rafa Martínez Gonzalvo y soy un joven creativo español que reside actualmente en Londres.

Le envío esta carta porque tengo algo entre manos que, como máximo mandatario inglés, merece saber:

Voy a subastar (ebay) el 1% del sueldo que perciba desde el momento en que éste sea igual o superior a 2.000 euros/mes y hasta el día de mi 30 cumpleaños (22-09-2015).

Quizás esté pensando: “¿Y este negociazo? ¿Por qué yo?” Simplemente porque alguien que se parece a Benny Hill no puede ser mala persona. De hecho me encanta esa tradición inglesa por la que todos los Primeros Ministros se parecen a cómicos de renombre (Mr. Toni Blair lo clavaba con Mr. Bean). Sólo les recomendaría que la siguiente vez no escogieran a ningún Chris Rock, eso ya lo hizo Estados Unidos.

Además soy un gran apasionado de la cocina inglesa: el Chicken Tika Masala, la pizza margherita, el Tempura de verduras… Todo menos el Fish&chips (supongo que ese plato debe ser sueco).

Me despido y le deseo de corazón que aproveche esta oportunidad inversionista que le presento.

Atentamente,
Rafa Martínez Gonzalvo

PD: www.gumtree.com aquí encontrará cientos de hogares en alquiler. Una persona de su importancia no merece vivir en una casa sin piscina ni jardín.

Letter to my first potential investor: GORDON BROWN

2009-12-03T09:35:00.000-08:00

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Dear Gordon Brown:

My name is Rafa Martínez Gonzalvo and I am a young spanish creative who is currently residing in London .

I am writing you this letter because I have a deal that you, as the big bossman, deserve to know:

I will auction off 1% of my salary earned from the moment it is greater or equal to 2.000€/month until my 30th birthday (09-22-2015).

You are maybe now thinking: “What a business! But why me?” Just because somebody who looks like Benny Hill cannot be a bad person. In fact, I love that English tradition that all Prime Ministers look like famous comediants (Mr. Toni Blair did a good job with Mr. Bean). My only recommendation is that you steer clear of Chris Rock, the United States already did it.

In addition, I am very passionate about englisg gastronomy: Chicken Tika Masala, Pizza Margherita, Tempura vegetables... Everything except the Fish&chips (I guess it must be swedish).

Now I say goodbye and I encourage you to take advantage of this investor opportunity that I am introducing to you.

Best regards,
Rafa Martínez Gonzalvo

P.S. www.gumtree.com Here you can find hundreds of available homes. Such an esteemed person such as yourself, should never settle for a house without a swimming pool or garden.

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2009-11-17T07:30:00.001-08:00

INVESTMENT FIGURE 1

2009-11-17T07:14:00.000-08:00