Dear Gordon Brown:
My name is Rafa Martínez Gonzalvo and I am a young spanish creative who is currently residing in London .
I am writing you this letter because I have a deal that you, as the big bossman, deserve to know:
I will auction off 1% of my salary earned from the moment it is greater or equal to 2.000€/month until my 30th birthday (09-22-2015).
You are maybe now thinking: “What a business! But why me?” Just because somebody who looks like Benny Hill cannot be a bad person. In fact, I love that English tradition that all Prime Ministers look like famous comediants (Mr. Toni Blair did a good job with Mr. Bean). My only recommendation is that you steer clear of Chris Rock, the United States already did it.
In addition, I am very passionate about englisg gastronomy: Chicken Tika Masala, Pizza Margherita, Tempura vegetables... Everything except the Fish&chips (I guess it must be swedish).
Now I say goodbye and I encourage you to take advantage of this investor opportunity that I am introducing to you.
Best regards,
Rafa Martínez Gonzalvo
P.S. www.gumtree.com Here you can find hundreds of available homes. Such an esteemed person such as yourself, should never settle for a house without a swimming pool or garden.
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